Wednesday, 17 March 2010
Happy St Patrick's Day!!
An Irish Prayer
May God give you...
For every storm, a rainbow,
For every tear, a smile,
For every care, a promise,
And a blessing in each trial.
For every problem life sends,
A faithful friend to share,
For every sigh, a sweet song,
And an answer for each prayer.
An Old Irish Blessing
May love and laughter light your days,
and warm your heart and home.
May good and faithful friends be yours,
wherever you may roam.
May peace and plenty bless your world
with joy that long endures.
May all life's passing seasons
bring the best to you and yours!
Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.
Celibacy is not hereditary.
Beauty is only skin deep, ugly goes to the bone.
Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.
Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
The other queue always moves faster.
Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more than you thought.
The chance of a slice of bread falling butterside down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
The repairman will never have seen a model quite like yours before.
A short cust is the longest distance between two points.
Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
The light at the end of the tunner is the headlamp of an oncoming traing.
Murphy's golden rule: Whoever has the gold makes the rules.
In order to get a loan, you must first prove you don't need it.
Murphy was an optimist.
Happy St Patrick's Day to all my irish friends